Sunday, September 25, 2011

Newspapers and Aliens

I am back home in Morris, my little itty bitty vacation at my hometown sadly came to an end a little too soon for me, but what can you do? I have classes that I need to go to, and I have to face the music. After my drive and I settled in, I saw my roommate's newspaper called "The University Register".

The UR is a newspaper written by students for students. It has important subjects that are going on in the world, on the campus, as well as the not so important things that are just fun to read. Don't forget to do the crossword puzzle and the sudoku.

However, it's the Horoscope section that I always turn to. Such as this week's reading. "When Neptune is in the final stretch of its orbit, you can be sure to make a self realization. Your life is a conspiracy set up by the government to protect your alien parents."

If you were a Libra, then apparently, your parents are aliens. It's true. But don't worry, that means that you're an alien as well.

Maybe that is why my family is so close! We keep contact with almost all our family members, normally families don't usually do that, do they? I wonder if because I am an alien, that would mean that I have super awesome powers. I wouldn't mind having powers that could help me with stuff like cleaning, or doing my homework.

But, alas, I am not an alien, nor are my parents, or any Libra. This horoscope reading is just one for fun. It is nothing serious; however, I do enjoy reading it. There are ones out there that are completely serious, but this one is not it.
(If you still think you or your parents are aliens, then maybe you should go get yourself checked out. If you still think I am an alien, then I guess I would have to use my alien powers to make you think otherwise.)

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